So I go to Walmart and I see this movie that I love and it’s only like $12 so I’m like I have to get it. I go to the self cashier and the machine reads “you need to get it approve,” so the lady comes and she’s asking for my ID and I’m just like I don’t have it. In the bag there’s a Nutella snack and the movie and her stupid ass takes out the Nutella and she’s like yeah you can’t buy this with out your ID and she went on and on but the entire time I thought she was taking about the movie but no she’s talking about the Nutella snack and finally she takes the Nutella and takes it away from me and I’m like its the movie that needs to be approve. She gives me attitude and she’s says “well why didn’t you say that the first time.” I’m over here thinking what the heck it’s a freaken Nutella snack in what world do you need an ID to buy a freaken Nutella snack! Uhh she got me so mad she was giving me bitchy attitude and I didn’t even get my movie.

Did I live to see tomorrows end?

I like dick.